Welcome.

[trustwellness]

You wake with the unshakable feeling that you shouldn't be here. Perhaps you were in the middle of something, perhaps you weren't. Either way, you're waking up in an unfamiliar location with no recollection of how you got here. The room you've woken up in is sparsely-decorated, though that might be difficult to tell at first given how nice the beds are...but eventually you'll notice a few things that are a little...off. Maybe the scent is striking you wrong - it's clean, but it's not yours. Maybe your bed back home doesn't support your back in quite this way. Maybe you should be seeing sunlight through your window by now. Maybe you should have a window in the first place. This isn't right, but leaving the room won't give you any more answers. You might want to grab the silver key sitting on your trunk on the way out. Don't worry though, you aren't all alone here. Once you step outside your room into the hallway, you'll notice that a few others are emerging from their rooms as well. It looks like they're just as confused and concerned as you are. Feel free to talk to them, but none of you know how exactly you wound up here and maybe some useful information can be found by exploring. If you follow the hallway to its end (and it's a very long hallway), you'll eventually arrive in the foyer. You'll find some very interesting information about yourselves on the wall near the clock. Perhaps even more importantly, if you look on the other side of the multi-pendulumed thing, you'll find other framed information that you might want to pay attention to. It could very well be the key to escaping this strange place, after all. Don't worry if you forget the rules, you can find them in every room of the building. Of course, search as you might, you won't find a doorway or a window of any sort. Getting out won't be so easy, it seems. But who knows? Perhaps your fellow captives have something to say about all of this. Welcome to Chronos University.

Comments

rules

[uncouthhatcher]

[Well, aren't you a charmer to look at, buddy. At least Gold knows there's not gonna be much competition for getting the girls' attention between him and pretty much any other guy here!

... Except that Viktor person, who is kind of unfairly pretty, and that Mikazuki guy too. And Bruce, who apparently usually has chicks surrounding him, damn.]

Join the club, dude, but apparently we're all students now. Got any idea what we're supposed to be learnin'?

[plegia]

[you're so lucky gold, you will get all the ladies]

If these are any indication? [gesture at the rules] Murder, probably.

[oh my god]

[uncouthhatcher]

[right???]

I know how to kill a guy, that's easy. [spoken like a true teen (tm)] I basically left a guy for dead in the time stream back home!

[... yeah!!!]

[plegia]

...That raises a lot of questions, but that's the sort of attitude I like to see! Confidence is key to all murders! Gyahahahaha!

[IS HE JOKING OR IS HE SERIOUS.......???????]

[uncouthhatcher]

[IS HE JOKING OR IS HE SERIOUS.............]

You do a lot of that where you're from? Doesn't happen too much in Johto, [except when legendary pokemon are involved,] but you know how it is. Bad shit happens all the time. World ends every year or so. Same old same old.

[plegia]

Haven't had that happen to me, but my fellow Plegians nearly got wiped out in the last war. Brutal stuff.

[He sounds relaxed but his expression's a little too angry to be a proper smirk.]

Never heard of Johto before, though.

[uncouthhatcher]

[Oh, yikes. Gold's expression says as much too soooo we are just!! going to talk about johto. yes.]

Seriously? Well, guess I ain't too familiar with other foreign places either, so can't say I blame you for not knowin'. The world's pretty much in constant peril too.

[who has time for geography when you're stopping bad guys]

[plegia]

[Absolutely a fair point. You're forgiven for your lack of geography knowledge!!]

What keeps threatening it? Don't tell me it's the cultists.

[IT'S EITHER YLISSEANS OR THE GRIMLEAL, PICK ONE]

[uncouthhatcher]

[You too, buddy!!!]

Legendary Pokémon, that's all. And bad guys tryin' to use those Pokémon for their own reasons. Adults are a buncha morons, you know?

[no offense]

[plegia]

...What's a Pokémon?

[AND THERE WE GO, PROVING YOUR POINT]

[uncouthhatcher]

[THANKS BUDDY]

What do you mean, "what's a Pokémon?" You ain't the first person to ask me that, sure, but what the hell kinda regions are you guys comin' from that you ain't got any of them around?

[plegia]

Plegia, though it's a country not a region. But you're still not telling me what a Pokémon is.

[uncouthhatcher]

[...... yeah plegia isn't ringing a bellgia]

You know the bunny that's hoppin' around askin' people shit? They're like that, except they don't talk, wear clothes, or have jobs.

[theyre animals]

They can do a lotta other cool things though, like spit fire and stuff like that! Shatter mountains with a single step! Control time itself! They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and I'd show 'em off to you if I had any on me, but some asshole took them and the rest of my important items.

[plegia]

[...]

So they're animals, only they have incredible powers. Fascinating! Shame you don't have them with you, I'd like to see them!

[THEY SOUND LIKE AWESOME LIVING WEAPONS—]

[uncouthhatcher]

[THEY ARE CANNOT WAIT TO KILL A MAN WITH ONE--]

Right?! I ain't too worried about 'em, 'cause I know they can take care of themselves pretty damn well, but it sucks I don't know where they are. [...] Maybe that storage closet.

[plegia]

[GOLD NO]

Worth looking into, anyway. I do want to see them though, so as soon as you find them let me know!

[uncouthhatcher]

[GOLD YES]

You wanna come look with me? I'm diggin' learnin' more about your Plegia place. What's the food like?

[plegia]

Might as well! The food's wonderful of course, much better than that garbage the Ylisseans try to serve!

[You've hit on one of the things he genuinely loves, his country!! It's not listed on his likes because Evil Things take precedence. But!! Plegia is so great!! So while we're walking he can prattle on about Plegia's cuisine because I don't actually know what the fuck it's like and I don't have headcanon for this. STOP DOING THIS TO ME!!!]

[uncouthhatcher]

[HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT FIRE EMBLEM DOESN'T COVER IMPORTANT CULTURE LIKE FOOD!!!! TALES GAMES GENERALLY DO WHY DOESN'T FIRE EMBLEM!!! STEP UP YOUR GAME.

But he will listen, chime in about Johto's awesome cuisine (and his mom's Awesome Cooking), and they will go to the storage room!! There is absolutely nothing of important value in here, but maybe they're in a box or under a box or something!!]

Damn, this place is stocked up, huh? What a buncha crap.

[plegia]

[FE:A GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT PLEGIA, THEY'RE JUST THE VILLAINS!!!

Anyway yes, this is surely a pleasant conversation about food and stuff, wow!!]

I've never seen some of this before. Like this.

[WHAT THE FUCK IS WD-40]

[uncouthhatcher]

[YA KNOW WHAT]

Right? Wonder what it's good for...

[... Well, it has a list of uses on it, but more importantly it's apparently flammable and Gold's grin is as mischievous as his title claims to be when he sprays a little of it in the air to test it out.]

You wanna set something on fire?

[plegia]

[...GOLD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS]

I have never wanted anything more in my life.

[well at this very moment, anyway. the fire emblem kind of trumps most things.]

[uncouthhatcher]

[LOOK AT HIM AND ASK THAT AGAIN.

But we're so doing this, so we are going to take a few of these cans, a few boxes of matches, and go to the mailroom to set paper on fire.

... That is, Gold is going to show Gangrel how to make a small flamethrower out of this thing (spray the WD-40 into the flame, it's easy) and then he's going to throw paper balls at him to set on fire mid-air LET'S DO IT.]

[plegia]

[I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PLAYING HEAD-IT WITH FIRE AND A CRAZY MEDIEVAL FANTASY KING

BUT ALSO THIS IS HILARIOUS AND FUN AND jesus christ i did not anticipate this how did you get positive cr with gangrel already what the fuck peace]

[uncouthhatcher]

[REDD, LISTEN

DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ROUND TWO

FIVE DAYS, FOUND FAMILY of course i would get positive cr with gangrel how dare u doubt me]