Welcome.

[trustwellness]

You wake with the unshakable feeling that you shouldn't be here. Perhaps you were in the middle of something, perhaps you weren't. Either way, you're waking up in an unfamiliar location with no recollection of how you got here. The room you've woken up in is sparsely-decorated, though that might be difficult to tell at first given how nice the beds are...but eventually you'll notice a few things that are a little...off. Maybe the scent is striking you wrong - it's clean, but it's not yours. Maybe your bed back home doesn't support your back in quite this way. Maybe you should be seeing sunlight through your window by now. Maybe you should have a window in the first place. This isn't right, but leaving the room won't give you any more answers. You might want to grab the silver key sitting on your trunk on the way out. Don't worry though, you aren't all alone here. Once you step outside your room into the hallway, you'll notice that a few others are emerging from their rooms as well. It looks like they're just as confused and concerned as you are. Feel free to talk to them, but none of you know how exactly you wound up here and maybe some useful information can be found by exploring. If you follow the hallway to its end (and it's a very long hallway), you'll eventually arrive in the foyer. You'll find some very interesting information about yourselves on the wall near the clock. Perhaps even more importantly, if you look on the other side of the multi-pendulumed thing, you'll find other framed information that you might want to pay attention to. It could very well be the key to escaping this strange place, after all. Don't worry if you forget the rules, you can find them in every room of the building. Of course, search as you might, you won't find a doorway or a window of any sort. Getting out won't be so easy, it seems. But who knows? Perhaps your fellow captives have something to say about all of this. Welcome to Chronos University.

Comments

[officerhops]

[Well, Kira, you're potentially about to meet one of those jokes...]

Excuse me! Sir?

[There's a voice hailing you from somewhere at knee level.]

1/3

[avoidcomplications]

...?

[Looking left. Right. Behind him.]

[...Aaaand down.]

[avoidcomplications]

. . .

[STAND NAME: ｢WHITE RABBIT ｣
STAND USER: ???]

[avoidcomplications]

Are...you talking to me?

[You know what, this might as well happen.]

[officerhops]

I am, yes! Officer Judy Hopps, ZPD.

I would like to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind.

[avoidcomplications]

...Very well.

[THIS MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING HAPPEN. Kira's just going to roll with it and wonder who slipped something into his coffee.]

What might I help you with, officer?

[officerhops]

Well, first, could you tell me if the information listed in your profile is accurate?

[avoidcomplications]

Ah...I believe it is, yes.

[officerhops]

[One more tick for that box, then.]

Alright. And could you tell me what you remember before you woke up here, if anything?

[avoidcomplications]

I was on my way back to work after lunch. The last thing I recall is crossing the street a block or so away, and then I woke up here. In a different suit, no less.

[officerhops]

[That's. Unnerving.]

Nothing unusual then. I was afraid of that. I think we are all suffering from some mild amnesia of some sort, since no one can remember actually being kidnapped, or anything.

[avoidcomplications]

Nothing at all. It was just an ordinary day for me up until then.

[Mostly ordinary.]

So it does make sense that we must have the same problem, if what you're saying is right.

[officerhops]

[/illuminati]

That's the only thing I've been able to come up with so far, going by the information I have, anyway.

Have you noticed anything else unusual? Maybe with this building here? I know there are no exits or anything, or any windows from what I can tell.

[avoidcomplications]

Apart from what you've just said, I haven't seen anything too out of the ordinary.

[EXCEPT A TALKING RABBIT]

[officerhops]

[Compared to everything else she's gotta be, like, the most normal thing here. Right?]

Noted. I'm sorry you had to get caught up in all of this, sir. But I am doing everything I can to get to the bottom of it.