we'll make it happen, we'll turn it around

[quadruples]

[ Well, that... certainly was a thing that happened. Viktor wishes he could unsee what he witnessed in the library, but it seems like it has etched into his memory forever. Thinking about it makes him sick to his stomach, and eventually he decides that he needs something to keep his mind off it, at least for a little while.

So around noon, a note goes up on the fridge: ]

If you need a distraction after what happened today, come to the dining room at 6 pm.
There will be food and we'll be playing truth or dare!
♥ Viktor Nikiforov ♥

[ There's also a cute doodle of himself underneath his signature. Later in the day, he writes copies of said note and slides them under everyone's doors. ]

[ Those who come to the dining room at will find that Viktor has made plenty of borscht, pancakes and open-faced sandwiches for them. He isn't the best chef ever, but it tastes pretty good and will fill you up! There's also juice, water, and a few bottles of alcohol for those who are old enough to drink; try to be responsible, okay.

And for the truth and dare, he's prepared shots of hot sauce as punishment for those who refuse a dare. ]

Comments

[matchbreaker]

[ Jaws theme.

Jaws theme into SURPRISE HUG FROM BEHIND. Is she being affectionate? not really. ... Particularly because tbh she does run a chance of maybe trying to cop a feel on Hanyuu but hey, details.

Either way, surprise hug assault. ]

[oyashiromama]

H-h- haaaa?! [OH GOD WHAT'S GOING oh elda hi] E- Elda, what- aah...a...dare...?

[matchbreaker]

[ Groping danger growing tbh.

But no, she's laughing, trying to blow this off with, ]

What, couldn't I just be greeting you like this?! Hahaha!

[oyashiromama]

[oh my god if you grope her- ...she probably would just flail honestly] Mmm, you could be...but in this setting...? ...It is a rather timid dare.

1/2

[matchbreaker]

[ . . . ]

Yeah, okay, it's a dare.

[matchbreaker]

[ GROPES FOR GOOD MEASURE. ]

[oyashiromama]

[YEAH THERE'S WHAT SHE EXPECTED--]

A-aau, au, auuuu! Eldaaaaa, let go...!

[the least dignified god]

[matchbreaker]

[ She would, but uh- ]

What the hell?! These're bigger than I thought!

[oyashiromama]

[being hanyuu is suffering-]

I- what were you expecting?!

[matchbreaker]

Not that!!

[ But okay, she's backing off, holding up her hands and frowning.

Fine... ]

[oyashiromama]

[Well, she's going to try- try- and discretely fix this up, she got her haori all out of sorts-]

Au... Mm, was that also part of the dare?

[matchbreaker]

Nope!

[ At least she's honest... ]

[oyashiromama]

At least you're honest. [RIGHT??] Since you're over here, would you like to play with me? Can I ask you?

[matchbreaker]

Go for it.

I'm going to go dare though.

[oyashiromama]

A-aah, okay... Mm... [...She retreats to the wall, where there's a little awkwardly sewed handbag, and beckons for Elda to follow her. She has something for her!]

[matchbreaker]

[ Oh...? Okay, she'll go with her...

Following... ]

[oyashiromama]

[From that little bag she takes out...a headband, with really janky cat ears on it. It looks like she made it in an afternoon in the sewing room.]

You are to wear this for the rest of the night. Oh, and- [jingle!

...there's a super janky collar with a bell, too, all uneven.]

And remember to meow!

[matchbreaker]

[ GIRL...

GIRL YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS... With that- She-- ]

What?

[ She does take the janky ears, but... ]

[oyashiromama]

[SHE IS DEAD SERIOUS. Continues to hold out the collar.]

I'm sorry I couldn't make it better, working with leather is very hard, when you're under a time limit!

[matchbreaker]

Is this because I wear a little choker sometimes?

[ IT BETTR NOT BE...

...

Puts on the ears. this is going to clash so much with the yeti suit Lusamine will put her in ]

[oyashiromama]

[Waves hands back and forth! The bell jingles.]

No, of course not! I'm just taking inspiration from- aah, some of the village kids, back home. They play all sorts of games, and the losers have to do this all the time!

[...hinamizawa's youth are otaku degenerates, essentially]

[matchbreaker]

Some god, spying on little kids.

[ Snerk.

But okay, okay, she got the ears on and is taking the collar to put that one on too- ... It's hard to do herself. She turns around and brushing back her hair to let Hanyuu do that. ]

[oyashiromama]

A-aah! Th-they hang around with my descendant, I'm just looking out for her!

[Protests aside, she'll help Elda with the patchwork collar. It's kind of exciting, to give someone a dare like this.]

[matchbreaker]

Well, I guess that's normal enough of a thing for a ghost to do.

[ HEHEHE.

she shakes her head and jingles everything ]

[oyashiromama]

[SIGH okay, good. ...HM.]

Well...it's your turn to ask me, isn't it?