romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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Fluffhead, hey! What do you feel most grateful for in life? Besides living!
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You're asking me one of those questions, eh? [But they're not... alright, he can roll with it.]
....I guess if I had to think about it, then I'd be grateful for all the people I can call my mates.
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[A few people dying on otherwise nice weeks? Man, sure beats constant danger and the risk of freezing to death.]
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I don't suppose you've had any terrible problems with crossing bridges then, eh captain?
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[sorry.]
And trolls don't really like living under them since there's no protection from the winter.
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[Yes, this is a thing we're talking about at a speed dating dinner. Speedwagon's fine with it.]
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[Sigrun's cool with it too. Good conversation tbh.]
What's the tale?
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Ah... you're from the future, then? Is that right? So you've really never heard the tales of the Billy Goats Gruff then. [huh] It's a fairytale, kind of one a lot of kids know by heart. Three goats are supposed to cross a bridge, and a troll underneath it wants to each each one when they pass.
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[He waits a second or two. Suspense??]
When that time comes up, the goat is strong enough to push the troll off the bridge. So, in the end the goats were safe and the monster received nothing.
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[Or, at least, out of a fun job.]
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[These are important questions we're asking.]
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[That's all she's got.]
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[Or something.]
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[Well, it doesn't look like they're getting back to the whole dating thing just yet...]
Speaking of, you're supposed to be a military captain, right? What's the story on that, and these trolls?
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I was born and raised in the military. My mom and dad are two of the best generals the Norwegian Army could've ever asked for [so she's pedigree] and I'm following in their footsteps right now. The trolls came about some time ago, nasty monsters with bloated bodies that usually resemble humans 'cause that's where they come from. Humans infected by the Illness become them and it's my job to put them down. I'm the most best ever at it!
[Cream of the crop here.]
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[...But then there's everything else Sigrun just said.]
Wait, you're saying... you hunt monsters that used to be humans? All for a job?
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Yup. Usually just clear our the mountain pass and fields around Dalsnes, my home, but we hunt them down in the summer and pretty much make a game of it 'cause if they were human before they sure as hell aren't now. They like attacking us too much for that.
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They're bloody humans... [Yeah he's kind of stuck up on that part.] Wait a second! That's just insanity! Fighting monsters like that must take a fortnight!
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Can't say I really envy your situation. Feels a bit like you've got the worst of it right now.
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I guess it might to anyone else. But it was waaaay way way worse back when we didn't know how to protect ourselves from it. That was a long time ago though. [like 80 years ago maybe] It's been getting better.