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ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴅ, Yᴀᴛᴏ ([personal profile] capyper) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2016-03-16 06:46 pm

romance and murder go so well together

[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:



We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!

There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
captainobnoxious: (08 you sure you're not 16)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-17 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ooooh. Another awkward person.

Time to cheer her up!!!

D A T I N G S T A R T!]


Do you wanna be famous, teach?
devastation: (oh you mean THAT time at band camp)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Famous? Um... no, I can't say the thought has ever crossed my mind before?

[I mean, what could she possibly be famous for? She's just a high school teacher...]

What about you, Sigrun-san? Is there something you want to be famous for?
captainobnoxious: (02 i'm the best ofc)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-18 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I am already famous.

[The Most Proud.]

I'd liked be known throughout the rest of known world though, but I'm already pretty renowned for my troll hunting.
devastation: (not on that setting it won't)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-19 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, you're the most famous troll-hunter in this place, that's for certain.

[Probably because Sigrun's the only troll hunter here?? Anyway--]

It's my turn to ask a question now, right?
captainobnoxious: (56 go for it)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-19 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! Fire away, teach, I can answer anything.

[And she'll answer it the most best.]
devastation: (and how does that make you feel)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-19 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Megumi glances through the list for a moment, trying to find a question that will hopefully not be too awkward to ask here--at least not right from the start during this little speed-dating thing, anyway.]

What would you consider to be a "perfect" day for you, Sigrun-san? [That's not too personal a question to ask, right?]
captainobnoxious: (12 matter o' fact kids)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not at all, and she's rather pleased.]

I've been told that my day's apparently really full, but why wouldn't it be?

[She's... who she is, after all.]

So I'd wake up bright and early, take a dip in the sea, have breakfast with the rest of my companions and go out on morning patrol, killing no less than three trolls myself. By the time that lunch comes around I'm sure I would've done in at least eight though. Have a good time then, go out to sea and take out some whales and other beasts that've got an idea to try and attack the passing ships, come in for a big feast for dinner! There'd be songs, stories, alcohol, the works.

[Such a good...... She misses it...]

Then after a quick evening patrol I'd head to bed, but I'd skip out on it to watch the stars on top of the hall. It's usually pretty dangerous since trolls are more active at night, but around Dalsnes it's safe as can be. You can really see it all from up there.
devastation: (the harsh light of day)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I see... it certainly sounds like you'd find that to be an enjoyable day...

[...Come to think of it...]

... Is it strange to say that I wish I could see the stars here? [Or well--] There are no windows here, so we haven't been able to see the sky here in quite some time...
captainobnoxious: (09 mmm!)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-20 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's not strange at all. I keep painting the sky when I'm bored enough and Mettaton likes prettying up rooms, so you can ask him to put some stars on your ceiling too. It's no replacement for the real thing, obviously, but... It works pretty well.

[For now.]

I wonder what the sky's like here though. Maybe it's purple.
devastation: (not on that setting it won't)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Really? [That sounds lovely, although... gosh, Mettaton is one of those enthusiastic sorts that she gets nervous trying to talk to here sometimes...]

That would be quite the sight to see, wouldn't it? I can only imagine what the rest of the outside would look like under a purple sky...
captainobnoxious: (20 boy is that shit broken)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-20 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Mettaton is harmless as hell.]

Very... purple, maybe. Like your hair.

[... is that dye too... sigrun will stare very hard at this.]
devastation: (a woman scorned)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
My hair? [She reaches a hand up to play with a stray strand, considering.]

Oh dear, perhaps I should be careful that I don't blend in too well with our surroundings if that is the case...

[Not that she thinks that would happen, it's not like she's that unnoticeable, right?]
captainobnoxious: (08 you sure you're not 16)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-20 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She's small and purple haired.

On a purple planet she would be invisible.]


Maybe you can... re-dye your hair? Can you do that?
devastation: (a disappointing birthday party)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-21 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[...sigrun no she wasn't being serious about that blending in comment]

I... I would really prefer if I didn't have to?

[And how would we even do that here, there's no hair dye...]
captainobnoxious: (19 yeah that's broken)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-21 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's gonna come out anyway, right? Your roots. Gramps was telling me that dyed hair does that.

[use clothing dye?? they don't have that either.....]
devastation: (not on that setting it won't)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-21 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[... about that]

Ah... my hair isn't dyed, Sigrun-san.

[her hair is naturally that color]
captainobnoxious: (41 bro please)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[................]

No it's not?
devastation: (and how does that make you feel)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[sorry sigrun]

Is it really that strange to hear?
captainobnoxious: (66 that is not)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[she is but a simple norwegian in a post-pandemic webcomic. what is anime.]

It is! I've never seen anyone's hair like that! I think a lot of people's hair is weird here too, since I've never seen anyone's hair be green or blue or multistreaked like Zagi's was before either! Not to mention the scientist's deal with his weird blue ring thing!

[Is..... Is that normal where she's from, too???]
devastation: (oh you mean THAT time at band camp)

[personal profile] devastation 2016-03-21 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, I will admit that I've never seen a hairstyle like Colress-san's, before...

[We can at least agree that the Internet Explorer icon hairdo is a little odd.]

But as for the others, I'm under the impression that theirs is natural for them, too?

[Or at least maybe Mion's hair is natural, too--who would actually dye that much of their hair green unless it was already naturally green, right?]
captainobnoxious: (60 you get used to it)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is so. Bizarre to her. But Sigrun's visibly relieved that Colress is still weird.]

You guys are so weird. But alright, I won't judge, what you do to make those weird color combinations is none of my business.

[She's judging a little. Were your parents red and blue, Megumi.]