romance and murder go so well together

[capyper]

[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:



We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!

There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

Because you're obviously the best at this game! But I'm going to win, lazybones, even if that means I have to date you too!

[... sorry... yosuke... at least you're not alone? but she's doing this willingly, so maybe you are...]

Tell me your most embarrassing moment ever!

[garudynamic]

...this. This is my most embarrassing moment.

[captainobnoxious]

Wow, that was easy. Ask me a question now.

[garudynamic]

[Just face in hands]

How the hell do you expect to 'win' at dating anyways?

[captainobnoxious]

I have no idea. But I'm gonna.

[garudynamic]

...is it like, number of people dated or quality of one date?

[captainobnoxious]

[...............]

A good question. If you can steal their heart then I think that's enough? I think that's what he said.

[garudynamic]

I-i don't think that's literal!

[captainobnoxious]

That shouldn't be too hard for you, seeing as you already have a head start with someone... I really have to up my game.

[garudynamic]

....wait. What?

[captainobnoxious]

I'm not allowed to say. [So she knows and really wants to but practically sworn to secrecy, here!!!] Just know that I've got my work cut out for me, alright? I'll win anyway though. Who wouldn't get their heart stolen by me?

[garudynamic]

Nononono, you can't SAY that and then not tell me!!

[captainobnoxious]

But I'm doing that right now.

[garudynamic]

NOT ABOUT YOUR DATING SCORE, ABOUT WHO I HAVE A 'HEAD START' ON!

[captainobnoxious]

[Yosuke is so hilarious??]

It's... someone you know.

[garudynamic]

....Sigrun, I know everyone here at least a little.

[captainobnoxious]

You're friends with this person.

[garudynamic]

[...well that does help a little. But honestly he's not UNfriendly with anyone either.]

You're just messing with me.

[captainobnoxious]

[Don't worry, Black, she's keeping your secret safe!!!]

This person really, really likes you, and thinks you're the best looking person here.

[garudynamic]

[Okay, he's pretty sure he's being trolled now. But he can't help turning red, giving her a goofy little grin]

No way...

[captainobnoxious]

Yes way. Buuuut I still can't tell you, because that person would never forgive me if I did, so good luck in figuring it out! Just know you'd have to do a lot to blow it.

[OR, YOU KNOW, BE YOUR FUCKING SELF]

[garudynamic]

...I don't have the best track record.

[He chuckles, but it's juuust honest enough]

1/2

[captainobnoxious]

Well, let's put it this way: If you mess up now, who knows how long you'll be stuck in the same quarters with that person? As much space as we're getting, it's still hard to totally avoid someone.

[captainobnoxious]

So you'd better not mess up.

[garudynamic]

Y-yes ma'am!!