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Varric "Dadric" Tethras ([personal profile] neverheardofhim) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2017-02-04 03:41 pm

And it's the stars, the stars that lie to you.

[This week, Varric opted to take a page from Vanille’s book. Gathering everyone together after the roller-coaster that the first trial had been proved to be somewhat cathartic for himself. He hoped that it would prove to do the same for the others.]

[He wasn’t alone, of course, having found himself blessed with the most ragtag team of chefs and party-planners. He might have had words for and thoughts on Elda and Kimbley, Mikazuki was welcome company, and he wasn’t about to turn away potential allies, even in a fight as simple as cooking dinner.]

[Once everyone’s set to a task, baking a cake, brewing tea, or stirring stew (the only task Varric could think to assign Elda to), Varric excused himself to his room. His first task was writing up cards, each personally titled and signed by Varric.]


Food in the Library. 5 p.m. Don’t spend the night alone.


[Each note was slid under a door and accompanied by a single rap on the wood.]

[With his tasks completed, Varric returned to the kitchen to put out any potential fires and, with luck, set the food out. A table in the library would be adorned with plenty of tea, cake, pancakes courtesy of Viktor, and stew thanks mostly to Varric (sorry, Elda).]
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Which is why you told Elda we're in an open relationship.

[Like he doesn't even know what an open relationship is, but he's pretty sure Gold's the one that's full of shit here.]
matchbreaker: (MY NUTS)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-02-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well I've never bathed with anyone besides...

[ James. (and her son, Henry, for what that counts) Her heart contracts.

... And she grabs Hanyuu's arm. ]


So there's a first time for everything, let's go.

[ to try and drag her off..... ]
Edited 2017-02-05 07:33 (UTC)
uncouthhatcher: (heheheh yeah)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Not a single clue.

[sorry]

But we do! I figure it's got something to do with better soil or something like that. You'd hafta ask Crys, too bad she ain't here.
uncouthhatcher: (uugggghhhhh)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[................................ fuckle my shuckle]

I panicked.
feistytrader: (well that's just great)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
How'd you get that out of panicking?
oyashiromama: (∞ and they call me under ∞)

[personal profile] oyashiromama 2017-02-05 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hard to put your foot down when it's in a puddle of water but you know, she'll try it.]

Oh, no no no, I- besides, we have to clean this up, don't we?!
uncouthhatcher: (now you hold on a minute)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it'd be a good idea to have some kinda cover for stayin' together and apparently we pull off the datin' thing real well. Besides, bein' in an open relationship means that we're not seriously datin'. It's basically faking.
matchbreaker: (D J COLIN)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-02-05 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but later, who cares?

[ Still, trying... to tug her...

Tbh this might overbalance them both ]
feistytrader: (you're smothering me)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
...What, "we're friends and I don't want to find your corpse in the morning" isn't enough?
uncouthhatcher: (uugggghhhhh)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[why are they having this conversation]

Can we just forget about this? She's gonna tease the hell out of us anyway, she's a jerk.
elepe: therefore I must love it (AWE ❇ It looks so feeble and cold)

[personal profile] elepe 2017-02-05 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[if there's ever a murdergame run by a Phi in the future i am gonna look back at this and laugh horribly]

...I am exceedingly sorry that you have to deal with something like this again. Goodness.
uncouthhatcher: (what a sweet expression)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Definitely not how he expected it, but that makes her human all the same. A person.]

And that's wrong of them, because I mean... in the same way that legendary Pokémon are awesome, powerful beings, they're still just Pokémon, you know? Like I was talkin' to you about.

[They all deserve a friend, someone they can be themselves with. Not lonely.]

I'll bet that there's a lot of people here that'd agree with me too, just you wait and see. I'm not a man who puts money on losses either.
feistytrader: (gold's hat is huge too)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
...As long as we're on the same page.
uncouthhatcher: (what a sweet expression)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

There ain't anything wrong with havin' a relationship though, you know. Even for someone like you. Wouldn't say this is the place to have it, but it ain't a bad thing to have someone that's got your back and doesn't mind doin' stupid shit like holdin' your hand and cuddlin'.
elepe: (NOPE ❇ I don't get paid enough for this)

[personal profile] elepe 2017-02-05 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Definitely.]

This is one of my partners. Rather, my Pokemon, Clefable.

[...Clefable is just trying to look up at Jasper and promptly just kind of plops onto the ground and stares.]

She's a rather cheerful dear, so I thought bringing her in would help some of us out. [...] I wasn't exactly fond of the idea of going to one of these parties without something familiar nearby, either.
feistytrader: (6)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[...Like holding his hand and cuddling, huh.]

You're right. This place is horrible for relationships.

[And someone that's got his back...]

And I don't have time for them at home, so it doesn't matter.
oyashiromama: (and they call me under)

[personal profile] oyashiromama 2017-02-05 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I-I don't want to leave a mess- and I have to gather the prayers and rites-

[Yeah they're totally falling over]
uncouthhatcher: (you're such a sweetheart)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[not only is gold rich, he's made of boyfriend material??]

You say you don't, but you're gonna have off time eventually. Even if you don't think so now! Just don't get hooked into someone so easily, girls like a guy they can't have.
matchbreaker: (Wow this looks painful)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-02-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ THEY FALL.

Somehow Hanyuu's on top.

Elda yelps as they fall. ]
feistytrader: (sticker stars)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Silver shakes his head; Gold just said he's not interested, and... He's just not thinking straight because of the scuffle he had with Elda. That's all.]

If you say so.
uncouthhatcher: (you bet your diddly-darnest)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, your schedule is gonna clear up and then you'll find yourself with nothin' to do. Then what's your plan?
elepe: (MMMHMM ❇ I'll pretend I'm listening)

[personal profile] elepe 2017-02-05 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you're certain.

[...though--]

I'm surprised that you, of all people, are keeping optimistic. You're doing a good job of setting a good example.
feistytrader: (water u doin parasee)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Hang out with you?
uncouthhatcher: (yeah yeah just shut up and enjoy the sca)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-02-05 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Eh, fine. I'll take you for a proper tour of Johto since you were all business goin' through it, there is so much we've gotta do together!
feistytrader: (sticker stars)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-02-05 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
...Unless you want to trek through Ice Path, I've seen most of it.

[He does live there, Gold-]