Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for a moment!
[Mettaton, what the hell do you want- ]
We're all doing a wonderful job guessing and stumbling around in the dark! Absolutely fantastic, the very model of...well, twenty-six people with no idea what they're doing!
But if I do say so myself, this has gone from suspense into confusion, and that's no way to keep an audience's attention - so would anyone mind if we used a lifeline and asked our captor exactly why any of this is necessary? Speculation's great, but fan theories can only take us so far, after all!
[...that was a roundabout as fuck way to go SO CAN SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ASK THE KINGMAKER WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE but]
No. Really. For all we know this is just going to be used to turn us against each other later – see who accuses whom of murder and all! So why don't we just cut out some of the guesswork?
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[Mettaton, what the hell do you want- ]
We're all doing a wonderful job guessing and stumbling around in the dark! Absolutely fantastic, the very model of...well, twenty-six people with no idea what they're doing!
But if I do say so myself, this has gone from suspense into confusion, and that's no way to keep an audience's attention - so would anyone mind if we used a lifeline and asked our captor exactly why any of this is necessary? Speculation's great, but fan theories can only take us so far, after all!
[...that was a roundabout as fuck way to go SO CAN SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ASK THE KINGMAKER WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE but]
No. Really. For all we know this is just going to be used to turn us against each other later – see who accuses whom of murder and all! So why don't we just cut out some of the guesswork?