I suspect I know the order, but it's so aggravating! Why couldn't it just be easy?
[because it's hilarious tbh]
As for his sister... well, they made the stupid mistake of leaving Ylisstol, the capital, unguarded. So Aversa and I barged in with our army, took over and waited for the Exalt to come marching into our hands! We would have stayed there if it had been safe, but I'd rather fight the princeling on my own soil.
[Homefield advantage and all of that. Gangrel also sees absolutely nothing ironic about this because somehow that hasn't sunk in yet. He's doing great.]
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[because it's hilarious tbh]
As for his sister... well, they made the stupid mistake of leaving Ylisstol, the capital, unguarded. So Aversa and I barged in with our army, took over and waited for the Exalt to come marching into our hands! We would have stayed there if it had been safe, but I'd rather fight the princeling on my own soil.
[Homefield advantage and all of that. Gangrel also sees absolutely nothing ironic about this because somehow that hasn't sunk in yet. He's doing great.]