[he's a regular comedic genius, he knows!! he's absolutely perfect and flawless and has never done anything wrong ever!!]

Well, since you shared one of your memories... I suppose I can tell you about what I just remembered!

[you just wanted an excuse to talk about yourself shut up]

Apparently we went to war with Ylisse at some point and while I did have a dream about capturing the Exalt - that's their leader - and their capitol city, we were in Plegia for some reason. We're planning on executing the Exalt for her crimes against my people and because she's a self-righteous pain in the ass who needed to die at least five or ten years ago.

So her darling little brother, the ever-tenacious Prince of Ylisse - whom I had forgotten all about because he leads and army called the "Shepards" and if that's not an embarrassing name for an army, I don't know what is - comes charging in and I suppose we probably fought at some point, but I don't remember that. My tactician took out most of his flying troops to save the Exalt so I handed him an ultimatum.

His sister's life or the Fire Emblem. He wasn't taking it too well! But then the dream ended, which was a bit of a disappointment.