I'm super lame and overly evil and stuff, and I smell like rotten eggs. I do nothing but practice my evil laughter in the shower and throw bouncy balls into traffic. That's it, I just wanted everyone to know that I suck in every way conceivable.
-Douche McShitterton, aka Wordsmith
[Well, once he's done with that, he's gonna go ahead and check the next (last?) drawer.]
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Dear Diary,
I'm super lame and overly evil and stuff, and I smell like rotten eggs. I do nothing but practice my evil laughter in the shower and throw bouncy balls into traffic. That's it, I just wanted everyone to know that I suck in every way conceivable.
-Douche McShitterton, aka Wordsmith
[Well, once he's done with that, he's gonna go ahead and check the next (last?) drawer.]