goodforsomething: (⛵ mr mystery)
Stanley Pines ([personal profile] goodforsomething) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2016-04-07 01:29 pm

pageant of the bizarre

[Throughout the late afternoon and early evening, Stan seems to have put a surprising amount of effort into setting up the dining hall. It's not usually something he would do without any kind of potential gain, but hell - there's not a whole lot else to do here. And really, if he hangs up some of the ribbons from the sewing room, well, it's not like anybody was using them. He knows how to decorate for parties.

There is a conspicuous lack of glitter in any of the decorations, though. Too soon.

The only dish currently set out is a pan of cinnamon noodle kugel. It's a potluck, bring your own shit! He has bothered to make some punch, at least, as well as bringing down some booze from the bar. Maybe alcohol on Murder Night isn't the best idea, but he'll keep an eye out for anyone who decides to indulge. He'd have to anyway. Apparently passing out in the dining hall will end in explosions.

Speaking of rude and arbitrary rules: off to the side, there's a table labeled KINGMAKERS. There's only one piece of paper there now, a well-done drawing of what looks like a young, ostentatiously emo Mitt Romney. It's obviously Stan's, since he got here first, but he hasn't bothered to sign it; apparently you can submit anonymously or not, however you feel like. As long as we're all participating in the public mockery!]
ratingspoint: (ARROGANCE ♥ that's what she said)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
...You do know I don't cook with anything that bleeds, don't you?
ratingspoint: (RECOVER ♥ it's either me or you)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've enjoyed most of them, anyway.

None of them are really what I expected humans to be like, but that's fine, actually.
cherryblooded: (smile / amused)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Life would be so boring if your expectations were always met. So I'm glad to hear it.

...What did you expect humans to be like, if I can ask?
captainobnoxious: (03 can't be that hard)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Fish doesn't bleed! Much. Well, it does. Kind of. When you catch it. And prepare it.

[........]

I can teach you to make bread?

[Bread doesn't bleed.]

It's really relaxing to punch it.
captainobnoxious: (02 i'm the best ofc)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhh, she knows.]

I'm pretty sure I'm the most best-equipped to handle that guy. He considers me an annoyance, but it's not like our talks are any shorter.

[Sigrun, you probably shouldn't be so proud to be on good talking terms with your kidnapper.]
cherryblooded: (smile / that's right)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
One of the many reasons you're the leader of us annoyances.

[Does the Kingmaker like anybody?]
ratingspoint: (OH ♥ but you're all half-centaur darling)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[...............actually-]

The closest thing to it is probably Sigrun.
ratingspoint: (KISS ♥ sparkle up your day!)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...Bread is fine. More than fine, really! I just don't work with anything that used to be alive.

[And plants don't count.]
penduli: (02 life is a fire burning inside)

[personal profile] penduli 2016-04-08 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ thanks. ]

It's because we're nice people, isn't it. [ .......comparatively. ]
cherryblooded: (calm / talking)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
In what way?

[He can't imagine anyone but Sigrun being Sigrun.]
cherryblooded: (smile / this is a bad render)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say that. [Ha... ha...] Just that we're uncreative.
ratingspoint: (ARROGANCE ♥ that's what she said)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Most of what I know about humans comes from media, sweetheart. It's all a little over-the-top.

[Sigrun is sufficiently anime.]
captainobnoxious: (41 bro please)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yooou don't mind being around food that used to be alive though, right? Because if you're sitting anywhere, it's next to me at the captain's table.

But if you don't like it all then... I can show you how to climb onto the roof and I'll just join you up there when I'm done. Or mostly done. I like keeping a few rolls to myself just in case I get hungry during the night.
cherryblooded: (smile / runs in the family)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
She's a bit larger than life, isn't she? No wonder she's our leader.

[...]

She called me her right hand the other day, you know.

[He sounds and looks so happy to be saying that.]
ratingspoint: (Default)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh - no, I don't mind that at all. If I did, I wouldn't be here, would I?

[Given all the...meat...everything that kind of floats around at these things.]

...I can't say I'd mind the roof, though, from time to time.
captainobnoxious: (69 whatchu talkin bout)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Well.

... Also she just got a most unsatisfactory answer, apparently, judging from her slight scowl.]


Yeah, I am. What kind of advice is 'pick what speaks to you'? I know exactly the one I'm voting for then.

[It's the dickbutt.]
ratingspoint: (KISS ♥ sparkle up your day!)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, that's fantastic! And I'm really not surprised, either, you're good at what you do.
cherryblooded: (smile / smoke)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me it's the dick.

[He knows who drew that, but he's not going to share.]
cherryblooded: (smile / hearts everywhere)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know, but - it's an honor, hearing it from her. I'll have to work double-time not to disappoint.

[Cherryblod, you already work yourself ragged. Cherryblod stop.]
captainobnoxious: (54 maybe it's a cultural difference)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's absolutely the dick.

[Huff.]

He said it could be cheating somehow if he helped me decide! It's not cheating, right? I just don't really care about art, and then he gives me that horse shit.
ratingspoint: (RELENT ♥ maybe you have half a point)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-04-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Just make sure you take care of yourself too, darling.

[...Please don't make him be rational at you again.]
cherryblooded: (calm / talking)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
...I can see his point. He does have insider information about his appearance, so his vote would have more weight than ours.

[Siding with the KM over Sigrun for once.]
cherryblooded: (smile / content)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Being rational sucks and is stupid.]

Oh - of course. I'm no good to anyone if I don't keep my health up.
captainobnoxious: (20 boy is that shit broken)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-04-08 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[.....]

Oh, is that what he meant.

[Excuse her.]
cherryblooded: (smile / peachy)

[personal profile] cherryblooded 2016-04-08 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Sorry, captain.

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