We were discussing why he was giving me all these coins - it's past two hundred now - and I brought up the idea that he might be into shrimp. When he wouldn't confirm or deny, I reminded him that I was a married man, to which he said - exact words - "Not anymore, you're not."

It's not surprising that he'd say that, exactly, but. It's still enough that I don't want to talk to him for a while.