There's no way I could even pick you up. [ ...wait we're in pretend land. ]

But if I could and I did chuck you in, I'd just end up catching you with my psi powers. [ ............ ] I almost drowned when I was a kid because I jumped into a river and it scared the crap out of my sister, there's no way I'm letting anyone else go through that.

[ protip he didnt give a fuck about the fact he almost died HE'S THE BEST AT SELF-PRESERVATION ]