[Why would you even get blood on a vibrator unless you're using it very wrong.
He hates that that's his first thought, but humor is a defense mechanism, so he hears.
What way is the ukulele broken? 'Oops I rocked out too hard and snapped some strings' or 'oops I smashed this over someone's head and the neck snapped'?]
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He hates that that's his first thought, but humor is a defense mechanism, so he hears.
What way is the ukulele broken? 'Oops I rocked out too hard and snapped some strings' or 'oops I smashed this over someone's head and the neck snapped'?]