God. Do none of you understand dramatic tension or what? You can't just beat around the bush forever, darlings – the audience is getting bored! It demands – no, it deserves more!
[Mettaton just kind of shifts back a bit, hands at his hips; he's clearly trying to not just roll his eyes at all of this, and he's failing pretty hard.]
Since all of you are so clearly dying to ask but no one is willing to do it, why don't we pick up the pace a little bit – if you think you're so smart, clearly you won't mind playing a bit of a memory game with me! I know several of you have the answers, so it shouldn't be too hard if you've been paying attention!
The rules are simple: Answer correctly... or we'll all die!
[ SORRY, FOLKS, THE OLD SHOW'S BEEN CANCELLED; COMMENCING NEW PROGRAMMING IN ]
The first question should be easy for those of you who have playing along at home: What's the primary reason Mettaton can't possibly have killed Aqua?
A. Her soul is stronger than his, and she could easily defeat him in a fight! B. He cared about her like he would family – he didn't hate her, so he wouldn't be able to fight her in the first place, much less kill her! C. The incentive didn't work on him and so he had no reason to want anyone dead, so he couldn't have struck a killing blow on her anyway! D. All of the above!
Think carefully! Answer correctly, and it'll lead you to one basic conclusion - I couldn't possibly kill her.
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[Mettaton just kind of shifts back a bit, hands at his hips; he's clearly trying to not just roll his eyes at all of this, and he's failing pretty hard.]
Since all of you are so clearly dying to ask but no one is willing to do it, why don't we pick up the pace a little bit – if you think you're so smart, clearly you won't mind playing a bit of a memory game with me! I know several of you have the answers, so it shouldn't be too hard if you've been paying attention!
The rules are simple: Answer correctly... or we'll all die!
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The first question should be easy for those of you who have playing along at home: What's the primary reason Mettaton can't possibly have killed Aqua?
A. Her soul is stronger than his, and she could easily defeat him in a fight!
B. He cared about her like he would family – he didn't hate her, so he wouldn't be able to fight her in the first place, much less kill her!
C. The incentive didn't work on him and so he had no reason to want anyone dead, so he couldn't have struck a killing blow on her anyway!
D. All of the above!
Think carefully! Answer correctly, and it'll lead you to one basic conclusion - I couldn't possibly kill her.