[Well, this is just going to get another one of those really put-upon sighs, followed by Mettaton just...idly leaning forward over his podium.]

So, seeing as we're all just going in circles, no one knows what the murder weapon even is anymore, and frankly I'm getting bored, can we either move on to figuring out who actually did this, or get a recap of the sequence of events that you're all yelling at me over?