[...Well, fortunately(?) Mettaton is also a dumbass extraordinaire, so any idiocy here is not necessarily on Shirazu's part, um.

But yes, yes, come in! He doesn't mind.]

...I'm a celebrity, darling. It doesn't really matter what people think of me; some people will love me, some people will hate me, but it doesn't really matter. Whatever keeps me in the public eye, whatever keeps people talking... As long as people pay attention, it doesn't matter why they're doing it.