[Stan chuckles. He has, admittedly, no idea how Cherryblod knows what a pterodactyl even is, but he seems to know about a lot of shit that shouldn't be in the ocean.]

Okay, so my niece Mabel's got this pet pig. Waddles. She loves that thing - plays with it, sleeps with it, knits them little matching sweaters. I can't say I'm a big fan of havin' a pig in my house...but it's kinda adorable.

[We should note that this story will be edited to make Stan look better.]

Then one day when it's outside, a giant pterodactyl swoops down from the sky and carries Waddles off!