penduli: (46 just relax)
william 「black」 macbeth {絶望王} ([personal profile] penduli) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2016-04-21 08:33 pm

are you ofeeling it mr. krabs

[ Early morning Thursday, there are papers posted literally everywhere. Someone had a lot of time and a lot of pent up nervous energy, and... well, that's not very surprising, given what they say: ]

Please come to the chapel at 2 for a happy play inspired by Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Lunch will be provided.

Ever yours,
Black


[ ...he really needs to shake that habit.

Anyway, those entering the chapel at the appointed time will be treated to some sweetly-played lyre music courtesy of Sigrun; there's some blankets carefully hung near the back, acting as curtains to obscure the "backstage" area. Once everyone is settled, Sigrun switches to a slower tune, and Black emerges from the blankets.

He's wearing a brown wig and a long, white gown with flowing sleeves; the inside of that is black though, easy to see as he swishes his way to the front and spreads his hands to the audience. What follows is an incredibly wonderful play about Ophelia—"inspired" is probably a very apt word for it, because the events are changed heavily by her reading of Hamlet's letter prior to handing it off to her father and realizing the hidden meanings in the words. She deceives her father by acting innocent and orchestrates a plan parallel to Hamlet's, set on saving as many lives as she can.

No one deserves to die, after all.

Ophelia acts out after hearing Hamlet's frustrated denial of his own feelings, deliriously giving out flowers—Black does the same with tissue roses, handing them off to anyone who sits in the front row and throwing them out to the rest of the pews, but it's all a trick to keep the men of her life from suspecting her (they'd been getting too close to realizing what she'd been up to, and if they had found out, she'd never be able to go through with it). In the end, Ophelia manages to get everyone to lay down their swords. Claudius is exiled for fratricide, and after a tearful feelings jam with Hamlet, the play ends with their coronation as King and Queen of Denmark.

...all put on by one person, and with fitting music provided by their lyre expert.

The lunches laid out are sandwiches and soups by Black, and... Sigrun's helped out, too. She's made salads (leafy things with fruits, YOU FIGURE THAT OUT) and an... interesting... bread. (It has melons, curry, and red bean paste in it.)

There's also popcorn with various condiments if you'd rather have that to snack on. ]
goodforsomething: (⛵ er....)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-26 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if this is normal for her world. Just stickin' stuff together - might make sense if they ain't got much variety.

[Post-apocalyptic and all]
amygdalae: Loki plans to go to New York (just so you know)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
...possibly. [Bruce wouldn't be surprised, honestly speaking.] A lot of foods do tend to come from innovation and necessity.
goodforsomething: (⛵ looking cocky)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-27 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Sounds like they're doin' real well for themselves over there - considerin'. The bunker at home's mostly just got canned food.
amygdalae: you sir are not impressing me (is that all you've got?)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-27 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There's only so long one can live off canned products.
goodforsomething: (⛵ schemes)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-27 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's when you go out and start huntin' gnomes!
amygdalae: (anger management issues rising)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
...gnomes.

[He's not really questioning this but

really]
goodforsomething: (⛵ looking cocky)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-28 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Serves 'em right, stealin' my garbage and kidnappin' occasional women.

[He would never actually eat a gnome - you don't eat sapient things, gross. But he sure would threaten them with it.]
amygdalae: Loki plans to go to New York (just so you know)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I... I see.

[Bruce will never understand some of these other worlds.]
goodforsomething: (⛵ this will not be a good plan)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, they always come back. Those little freaks have been lookin' for a queen since I moved in! They'll get ya if you underestimate 'em, but once you're up they're easy to kick.
amygdalae: its going to drop eventually (waiting for that other shoe)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...they kidnap women to make her their queen?

[Logic, where is it.]
goodforsomething: (⛵ side-eye)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Hasn't worked yet.

[Not in Gravity Falls.]
amygdalae: I really don't want to go with the hard way (you sir are not making this easy)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Its hard to see a reason why it would, honestly.

[SHIELD would be having a whale of a time if it still existed.]
goodforsomething: (⛵ spooky fingers)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
They're persistent little fellas, gotta give 'em that. Only maybe a foot tall without the hats, but they can get into everything.
amygdalae: remember that you are human (Default)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...when they are that small, I can see why it'd be easy for them to get into everything.

[Bruce has no idea.]
goodforsomething: (⛵ er....)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-28 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Them and the raccoons. And that boy band that turned up. Not...not really sure what their deal is.
amygdalae: (no I turn green not red)

[personal profile] amygdalae 2016-04-28 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[...don't expect Bruce to have answers here, Stan.]

A boy band and... raccoons?

[Your place is really Very Strange, Stan. And that's saying something.]
goodforsomething: (⛵ surprise the eye is still there for no)

[personal profile] goodforsomething 2016-04-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
They used to live in my attic.

[Which one though.....]