wordsmithery: (Static)
The Wordsmith ([personal profile] wordsmithery) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2017-01-22 06:03 pm

Induction.

Today seems to have been an exercise in providing more questions than answers. After all, aside from the rules on the walls, it's not as though there's much here that's going to help you understand what's going on, or why you're here in the first place. Some of you are angry; some are more confused than anything. Some are dealing in the best way that they know how.

But perhaps one question remains at the back of mind, regardless of what you choose to make of the situation, and rightly so: Who is responsible for this?

It's a question that doesn't seem to have a ready answer; after a while, though, you will receive something. It's not a solution, and it's not a way out, but it's contact – the sound of the public address system crackling to life somewhere above your heads, an indication that someone, somewhere, is aware that you're here and has something to say.

'I trust that all of you had a good night's sleep. Now that you have hopefully familiarized yourselves with your fellow Apprentices, allow me to make a formal introduction myself.'

The voice is male, that much is obvious; it isn't recognizable to anyone present, however.

'Welcome and congratulations, new Apprentices of Chronos University. You have been chosen for a valuable exercise of higher learning within these walls. Both the rules and a list of your fellow Apprentices have been provided for you in several locations, and I advise that you study both very carefully. Knowing them well can only serve to help you.'

'As for my own introduction, I am the equivalent of a headmaster to this educational institution. For our time together, you may refer to me as the Wordsmith. I do hope that you all endeavor to make the most of your time spent here, however you may choose.'



[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask/say anything your little heart desires!]
sportadork: (our hard-working folks)

[personal profile] sportadork 2017-01-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you should start this by breaking that rule...
acherontiastyx: when i should have hip-hop (what's wrong with a little destruction?)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-22 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I can if he doesn't show up, right? I have to say that I'm curious about how much of a coward he actually is.

That, and I really want to introduce him to a little friend I call "my fist."
sportadork: (I feel the coals of the fire)

[personal profile] sportadork 2017-01-22 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[gently] Do you really want to know what a man who wrote those rules considers a good punishment for breaking them?
avoidcomplications: (caviar and cigarettes)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-22 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
He's right. The man's clearly a complete maniac, so you'll probably just die if you continue.
acherontiastyx: when i should have hip-hop (what's wrong with a little destruction?)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why doesn't he make good on it? He could prove he's not just a little wussbaby going on a power trip.
avoidcomplications: (she never kept the same address)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't ask me. He must have something to gain from keeping us alive, but I'm sure that will stop when he sees you as an inconvenience.
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-22 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I said, I'd like to see him try. He can keep talking a big game, but I'm not gonna believe a word about what "punishments" he can deal out until I have a shot at him.
avoidcomplications: (to avoid complications)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-22 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...You really are that stupid, aren't you?
acherontiastyx: I SAW YOU SWITCH PLACES WITH B (who used up all the tapu cocoa mix)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. You wanna completely nonlethally get thrown through a wall.
avoidcomplications: (she never kept the same address)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-22 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I would rather not, thank you.
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Really? It kind of seemed like you did right there.
avoidcomplications: (insatiable an appetite)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do I honestly look like someone ready to get into a fight? I'm not some kind of back-alley delinquent like you.
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Darn right you're not. You're more of a square than the Gamecube.

It'd probably be better that I don't throw you through a wall because you'd just accidentally die anyway.
avoidcomplications: (dynamite with a laser beam)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-23 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Do take your frustrations out on someone else. I don't have the patience right now.
acherontiastyx: down to murder kids (i'm always dtmk)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
What are you gonna do about it? Report me to the principal?
avoidcomplications: (she keeps moët et chandon)

[personal profile] avoidcomplications 2017-01-23 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
...

[deep breaths, kira.]
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I thought so.
neverheardofhim: (let me tell you why you're a little bitc)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-01-23 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I may? [Why is he always stuck with conflicting parties? He's just going to slide his stocky form in between these two and hold his hands up between the two of them.]

I think we have bigger problems, kids.
acherontiastyx: thrifty megamart doesn't have the same ring. (well who gives a damn)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I think his face is a pretty big problem.

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ravagers: (dust to dust)

[personal profile] ravagers 2017-01-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't want you to die at all! Especially not before we've found your bling.
acherontiastyx: hell yeah. (right in the trash.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-22 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay, yeah. I think victory would taste a little sweeter if I was completely decked out in my full regalia.
ravagers: (promised eternity)

[personal profile] ravagers 2017-01-22 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... Missing the point, but if it keeps him going... ]

Erm, right! But try not to go tryin' to break rules, even if you've got it back.

[ ... she might be thinking about hiding his bling if she finds it. ]
acherontiastyx: following a pretty but unstable woman into an interdimensional vagina (hell yeah i'll jump right in.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're saying that like rules aren't made to be broken.
acherontiastyx: nothing on the masked royal though. (those abs are nice bro.)

[personal profile] acherontiastyx 2017-01-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Better stay on your toes, then.