acherontiastyx: down to murder kids (i'm always dtmk)
ya boy, guzma ([personal profile] acherontiastyx) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2017-01-25 08:35 pm

SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL AND SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT

[After 10:00 p.m., the library's... definitely a little different. The tables have lit candles on them, and there are... kind of janky cardboard cutouts set on some of the shelves. An attempt was made, at least, even if there could've been more boxes destroyed in the attempt...

But regardless. There's candles set around a place for some snacks if anyone wants to bring them, and there's also a blanket set on one of the tables. Because clearly, that's where the storyteller's supposed to sit...? Maybe you wanna do it. Maybe you just want to stand or sit or something.

Either way, let's get fucking spooky up in here.]
plegia: (WOW ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I could tell you about the Risen, I guess.
iaspis: (◇ guilty by association)

[personal profile] iaspis 2017-01-26 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
What are the Risen?

[that's a yes, apparently]
plegia: (MANIC ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Risen are monsters - beings that aren't of this world! They didn't exist until recently; one day they simply started popping up all around like daisies, only much more disgusting and certainly less pretty than any daisies you'll see!

They're corpses, shambling monsters of former warriors and fighters, brought back from the dead through the use of dark magic. They're tough though - they don't die as quickly as a normal person would. And they're hellbent on fighting anything and anyone they see - they'll attack villages and people indiscriminately, all on their quest for revenge for their bloody, untimely demise!

But these nasty, rotting corpses aren't completely mindless! Someone skilled enough with dark magic can control them, summon them into existence to do their bidding! But after summoning them... if they aren't strong enough to control these lifeless beings... they'll be devoured whole.

[creepy finger wiggles!!!

...also okay a lot of that was made up spur of the moment, but ehhhh it sounds good enough!!!]
uncouthhatcher: (well shit)

[personal profile] uncouthhatcher 2017-01-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[what the fuck, dude]

Seriously?
plegia: (INTRODUCE ♛ i'm gangrel this is jackass)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think I'd like about something like that?

[well it's not entirely the truth, so]
stepout: (21. edge)

[personal profile] stepout 2017-01-26 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...that's actually really gross. ]

So the ones that are just shambling around without a master or anything probably got summoned and then... devoured who summoned them.
plegia: (HAH ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely! I wonder what would happen if you cut them open... Gyahaha!!

[oh my god that is not at all how risen work

okay there are some that eat vegetables but otherwise?????]
stepout: (21. edge)

[personal profile] stepout 2017-01-26 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...THERE ARE SOME THAT EAT VEGETABLES??? REDD WHAT THE FUCK ]

Their insides would come out and you'd be covered in corpse guts.
plegia: (SMIRK ♛ men are beasts)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY ALSO GIVE MORE EXP!! THIS IS PROBABLY NOT RELATED TO THE VEGETABLES]

Good thing I attack from afar!

[#priorities...???]
stepout: (14. quadruple lutz)

[personal profile] stepout 2017-01-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ VEGETABLES MAKE YOU HEALTHY AND STRONG, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE RELATED TO THEM ]

...We have a group with winning priorities, don't we.
plegia: (GRIN ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[NOW SEE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, BUT REALLY IT'S JUST ALL THE GOLDEN ONES AND NOT ALL OF THEM EAT VEGGIES (PROBABLY)]

We're certainly a lively bunch!

[HE IS SO HERE FOR THIS RIGHT NOW]
matchbreaker: (NEW ICON REMAKE (why))

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-01-26 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ SEE? SEE, NOW THERE IS A CLASSIC.

She's clapping (wait were those real? Whatever, it's still fun) for that commentary ]
plegia: (SHRUG ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-26 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL STAND AND TAKE A SWEEPING BOW before flopping back into the seat while looking entirely too smug.]
iaspis: (◇ they point the finger at me again)

[personal profile] iaspis 2017-01-27 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[oh so they're basically organic life versions of fusion monsters, good to know

...minus the eating

maybe]


Sounds like a good way to be overwhelmed by your own overconfidence.

[jasper you are one to talk]
plegia: (SPEAK ♛)

[personal profile] plegia 2017-01-27 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ (unsure) ]

Precisely! That's why I don't mess around with dark magic. You're more likely to get your arm ripped off than you are to get any actual results!