I can appreciate the bar, but the rest are boring. I've actually finished several books since I got here! I can't remember the last time I read a book before that!

[IT'S SO BORINGGGGG]

I'd like something where I can at least practice with a sword. Some sort of training room - you know, the ones with the dummies and wooden swords?

[But maybe with real swords. Please give him a real sword, Wordsmith, he wants one so badly.]