and it takes, and it takes, and it takes

[acherontiastyx]

[It... definitely takes a while for the weekly after-execution note to arrive, but it does --- kind of scrawly and on ripped paper rather than nice stationery.]

EY. YO. WE GOT EFFIGIES IN THE DINING ROOM AND WE'RE GONNA BURN EM.

FOOD TOO. THE USUAL AND HOT COCOA. GOOD FOR THE SOUL. GET SOME. MAYBE TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR ROOM IF YOU HAVE TO. JUST GET SOME.

[Anyway, in the dining room, there's plenty of mugs set out, with a janky looking arrow sign pointing into the kitchen to where you can get your hot cocoa. On the table, there's Vichyssoise, a pot of green tea, and some booze. There's also a cookie tray on the floor away from the table on which to burn the Wordsmith and Kimbley effigies, which are handily placed near the food on the table.

...also if you go in the kitchen without shoes on just. Watch the northern corner. There's no kidneys, but there's a lot of broken plates there for some reason...]

Comments

[elepe]

[...Elda.]

...I understand that your sense of smell is...not the best. [TO PUT IT LIGHTLY.] But one tea bag is enough for a cup, I can assure you.

[matchbreaker]

My sense of smell is great! Vampires can smell people who're their blood affinity from meters and meters off!

[ She just... has no frame of reference for the relationship between the smell of tea and it's taste... ]

[elepe]

There's a difference between the scent of blood and the scent of tea! Tea is supposed to be something you can't smell--it comes from the taste. If you overwhelm the delicate balance, all you're left with is wet leaves.

[it's an art]

[matchbreaker]

Well... Well if you don't want it I'll drink it! It's all ash to me anyway!

[ HUFF ]

[elepe]

[Elda...]

It's... [why you gotta be this way] It's the difference between humans and vampires. Don't fret over it so much.

[...Sip.]

You don't strike me as the type of person to like tea anyway, if you did have the ability to taste it.

[matchbreaker]

Yeah, it's true... [ A wistful sigh ] Normally, I wouldn't even really be able to focus on the smell at all in a room like this...

[elepe]

Is blood the only thing you can smell, or are your kind simply dulled to food-based scents by default?

[matchbreaker]

No, it's more like... [ Hmmm ]

... Did I ever tell you about blood affinities? Vampires have a strong sense of smell normally for all things, but those are special.

[elepe]

...No, I don't believe you did.

[This sounds interesting, and she'll sit up a bit.]

Would you mind telling me about them?

[matchbreaker]

[ She nods, and perches back up on top of the desk, sitting cross-legged. Hopefully she doesn't get a splinter...

Either way, ]

Every vampire has a particular blood affinity: that's the sort of human that they're attracted to, in terms of their blood. It's always something to do with a human's nature or emotions. For example, my husband was attracted to youth in humans. I imagine the likes of that Orihime girl would smell delicious to her. And my son takes great pleasure in the blood of prideful people... for him... I suppose Kira might've smelled good, in his own, sick way.

[elepe]

[...that's. Huh. It's basically like one's preference in food? If nothing else, it sounds interesting enough. People would develop preferences over time, so. That's cool, she supposes.

...except the fact that her son needs some damn better taste, jesus christ.]

That's certainly interesting. It sounds a lot like how humans prefer certain kinds of food.

[...]

What's yours?

[matchbreaker]

Near to the opposite of James's, actually.

[ It is a lot like human food preference, though in a vampire's case it's a singular thing they realize when they're 14 or so and sticks with them for the rest of their lives. She might explain that more if asked but, ]

I've always reacted to a world-weary maturity in people. If we were to pick someone here who'd smell best.. it'd probably be you.

[ It's a white lie. Bruce or Hanyuu might be better, but. ]

[elepe]

[...oh.

That's. Actually kind of interesting to hear.]

...My, I wouldn't have expected that.

[Up until recently they've basically tolerated each other, this is. News.]

What is it about those people that you're attracted to?

[matchbreaker]

Well, I thought it would be Bruce Wayne. [ she hums ] But no, I think you'd be better.

But like I said, it's a reaction. The emotions of people with that blood affinity appeal to me, and like a good vampire, I hunt for them.

[elepe]

[...well that's. Huh.]

...I suppose I'm glad to...appeal...?

[What does she even say to this]

...Mr. Wayne is a rather appealing man, at least, so I suppose I can applaud you on your taste.

[matchbreaker]

If only his personality wasn't so rotten. ... Well, no, I suppose that adds to the appeal of his blood, really, I just wish I didn't need to talk to him...

[ SIGH.... ]

But don't worry about it! You can't help how you feel or are!

[ So... It's nice??? but you don't need to be flattered or... anything... ]