ya boy, guzma (
acherontiastyx) wrote in
trusthell2017-02-18 04:52 pm
and it takes, and it takes, and it takes
[It... definitely takes a while for the weekly after-execution note to arrive, but it does --- kind of scrawly and on ripped paper rather than nice stationery.]
EY. YO. WE GOT EFFIGIES IN THE DINING ROOM AND WE'RE GONNA BURN EM.
FOOD TOO. THE USUAL AND HOT COCOA. GOOD FOR THE SOUL. GET SOME. MAYBE TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR ROOM IF YOU HAVE TO. JUST GET SOME.
[Anyway, in the dining room, there's plenty of mugs set out, with a janky looking arrow sign pointing into the kitchen to where you can get your hot cocoa. On the table, there's Vichyssoise, a pot of green tea, and some booze. There's also a cookie tray on the floor away from the table on which to burn the Wordsmith and Kimbley effigies, which are handily placed near the food on the table.
...also if you go in the kitchen without shoes on just. Watch the northern corner. There's no kidneys, but there's a lot of broken plates there for some reason...]
FOOD TOO. THE USUAL AND HOT COCOA. GOOD FOR THE SOUL. GET SOME. MAYBE TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR ROOM IF YOU HAVE TO. JUST GET SOME.
[Anyway, in the dining room, there's plenty of mugs set out, with a janky looking arrow sign pointing into the kitchen to where you can get your hot cocoa. On the table, there's Vichyssoise, a pot of green tea, and some booze. There's also a cookie tray on the floor away from the table on which to burn the Wordsmith and Kimbley effigies, which are handily placed near the food on the table.
...also if you go in the kitchen without shoes on just. Watch the northern corner. There's no kidneys, but there's a lot of broken plates there for some reason...]

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When you said your master would disassemble you, did that mean that... [Varric pushed his hands together, then pulled them apart with an explosion sound.]
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Just imagine if someone took me literally apart, piece by piece. That is the type of thing my Master can do if they decide I'm no longer useful. Then they can use what's left of me to build something else.
[ He didn't really like to think of it too much though. But in the end, tools are expendable, and he is one. ]
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[He made a face, trying to tell himself that it was simply the idea of being torn to pieces that upset him. The truth was, he wasn't exactly thrilled with the idea of Mikazuki himself being torn to pieces.]
[He was growing attached.]
Don't go getting yourself ripped apart anytime soon, alright?
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[ ... And what do you know it's time to change the subject somewhat because why not-- ]
Ahh, and here I was already getting used to 'Buddy'. I'm back to 'kid' already?
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Didn't think so.
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Aw, you didn't even get me a chance to suggest anything! I see what you are up to.
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Ah, is that a new one now? I wonder what I will do now, without a decent nickname to be with? I suppose I will just have to deal with it, won't I? Or maybe I could come up with a nickname for you.
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[ He places two fingers on his chin to mimic the 'thinking' pose. ]
Well how about "Super Buddy"?
[ ... this is also why Mikazuki doesn't give nicknames or name anything in general, honestly. ]
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[Super buddy. Maker's breath, that's... that's pretty damn awful.]