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romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:
We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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Since you're not eating... Looking forward to winning over all your speed dates with your charm?
[Assuming they weren't already won over just by knowing him. ...Cherryblod has bad taste.]
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[...Someone teach this robot how to date.]
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...Not exactly an interview, but if it helps to think of it that way...
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It's close enough, anyway. What with the questions and all.
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You have a good time tonight. Don't let anybody get too pushy with you if you don't want to answer something.
[Cherryblod, you really don't need to fuss over this, too...]
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...There is nothing that's going to make me uncomfortable, it'll be fine. After all, there's no such thing as bad publicity, so why should I worry about things like that?
[...god help everybody in this conversation
he's
he's really dumb, cherryblod, i'm sorry]
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...Dating and being a celebrity doing interviews aren't quite the same thing, dear. But if you're sure, then I won't worry about it. Just - in case it does come up.
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[...And that's...not quite the same thing either, but he's trying.]
Don't worry, I'll work it out! It can't be that difficult.
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[And that if anyone tries to mess with him too much, we might have a trial.]
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[Just...let him look the sheet over, okay - ]
...It's not like I'm paired up with anyone that's going to cause some sort of problem anyway, actually.
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[And he adores him still, so. Aqua's not even going to be an issue.
...but wait, hang on...]
Wait, do I have to do this with Yosuke too...?
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...It looks like someone's determined to make Yosuke some friends.
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Even with the 'don't hit on married people' clause, that's still a little uncomfortable for me.
[He's practically family at this point.]
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[And if not, things will get hella squick hella quick.]
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In the meantime...should we ask questions while we're here, or...?
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[Mettaton: also not somebody who he would date ever, but at least Mettaton has never gotten weird about him in a maid dress.]
Alright, first column... hm. 'Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.'
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Well, we're both not human and objectively highly attractive, and we both look fantastic regardless of what we're wearing.
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[Not human, hot, and super hot. Got it.]
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[Hm.]
So if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
[...]
Assume "whatever power is necessary to break us all out of the Vault" or anything along those lines is a given and doesn't count. Pretend the situation is at least halfway normal!
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You know what? Sure, that can count.
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Wonderful. I can't think of anything better.
[Let's see now... not any of the family questions...]
What do you value most in a friendship?
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