romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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Ah, yes... [The dating..........] I imagine its probably because they weren't prepared for it.
[To... put it... gently...]
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The two of them meant well, anyway.
[It could have been worse.
Anyhow.]
...I've been meaning to check on you lately, actually - this week is pretty rough.
[Again, to put it gently.]
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Anyway.
Bruce manages a smile at Mettaton's apparent concern, giving a small shake of his head before giving an attempt to reassure him.]
What the Kingmaker said hit all of us equally hard. [But with that said...] I'm fine, though. Don't worry about me.
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[...That's a little morbid.]
I'm sure we'll work something out, though.
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[Bruce says this with as much conviction as he can bring out... which isn't a lot, but its still something, at the very least.]
But let's not dwell on that now. [There is something of a party going on now, after all.] Is this your first time attending anything like this?
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Yes! There are parties and events that I've been to before as part of my job, but they're never anything like this.
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[...to be honest Bruce can't say much himself, since its not like he ever went for speed dates and the like. It's always been the work for him, and then there was Betty, then...
Well.
He never had the occasion to, let's just leave it at that.]
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[...Nice to see that his ego is still as intact as ever.]
But really. I love what I do, so it's never like it's boring for me, and I love getting to know my fans. They're all really important to me, so it's also pretty important that I get to know as many as I can personally.
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I'm glad to hear that. [Really, he is.] Aqua and Yato will be glad to know that people are enjoying this get-together.
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[Especially now that they do have an art room, plus a sewing room.]
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[...Maybe because not everyone operates on the principle of WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN?]
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Sometimes people just need a little nudge in the right direction.
[He'll just try to phrase it all as nicely as he can.]
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[...Well, he seems satisfied with it, so...]
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I'm pretty sure you're the best candidate for giving people general nudges, I think.