romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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[ SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HOOK UP
IT'LL BE CUTE AS HECK ]
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Don't spread the word because this is the kind of thing he should reveal publicly if it is going to be serious. Recently, judging from some stuff Bruce-san said, this is what I found out:
[Mouri turns his voice into a whisper]
It is likely Bruce-san and Your Majesty the Bird are getting together. They're even sharing a room already. It's a bit sudden, but it seems serious to me.
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... ... ....... ]
What.
[ BRUCE
HE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A BIRDFUCKER? ]
I mean, I'll... s-support that, but... what.
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Will you really support it? You don't feel this may not be good for either of them?
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I suppose it'll take me a while to get used to this. They are both adults, surely they know what they're doing.
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[ Well, they're already sharing a room, so....
(Yato will go clarify there are no bird-human romances, but.... later...) ]
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[Good thing Yato is checking the veracity of these facts later! Surely there must be some relief on knowing Mouri was no more than reaching wrong conclusions. Again]
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...I really wish you hadn't said that.
[Mouri looks absolutely appalled]
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[Mouri sure said with with sudden confidence. He does like Bruce, Mouri truly believes there's no way that man would ever harm anyone.
Still, he wasn't going to stop Yato. The sooner this blossoming fiery romance ended, the better]
Do me a favor: you do that and then please tell me if you managed to stop it. I'm as concerned for them both as you are.
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[ Yato has no place judging others because he'll sleep in trash and eat soap, but he... draws the line here, good lord. ]