romance and murder go so well together

[capyper]

[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:



We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!

There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

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[capyper]

[ ... he was actually just kinda weirdly embarrassed to put himself on that list, but sure, he'll go with being the judge!! ]

That's right, I'm keeping track of how many hearts each of you have stolen! I even have a prize for the most successful speed dater of them all.

[captainobnoxious]

I'll have stolen all the hearts by the end of the night, fancy toes! Don't you even bother thinking that it belongs to anyone but Sigrun the Most Dateable, got it?

[PRIZE!!!!!]

[capyper]

In that case, it won't hurt if I show you a preview of the grand prize, right?

[ And out from his pockets comes... a Love Affair Ring! Yes, the winner(??) of this gets vending machine stuff Yato wasn't going to use anyway!! Such prize very valuable!!! ]

[captainobnoxious]

[...]

I have one of those already. Can I get a better one?

[capyper]

... Whoa, tough crowd... [ sweats.... ] Uh, okay! I also have a fur muffler, a meteorite arrow, a lighter, some of that... not-alcoholic alcohol, and a cute water flute. As well as the ability to cook a four-course meal of your liking!!

[captainobnoxious]

[...........................]

You drive a hard bargain, but I'll take the four-course meal!

[capyper]

[ ... he's just relieved she took one of the options, he doesn't know what he would've done otherwise... ]

Well, then! What kind of stuff do you like to eat?

[captainobnoxious]

[she loves alcohol and food and the alcohol didn't do much for her, a norwegian who was born and raised with it, last time]

I like fish a lot. But I've always wanted to try really fancy foods! Like the kind of stuff rich people have! They've got to eat really nice with all that money, right?

[capyper]

Well, I'm not really an expert on what rich people eat, but... how about a steak, then? I dunno why, but there are some reeeeally nice cuts in the kitchen.

[ That seems like a suitably rich people food to him!! Steak cuts ain't cheap, after all. ]