romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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Just...give him a moment to process that before you get the most enthusiastic and utterly brief round of applause from him.]
So close! You came so close, darling - but in a tragic turn of events, you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory!
You were on the right track! But in the end, that's not it.
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[Well he is deflating. The show is over]
W-What could I get wrong?! I was completely sure I had solved it...
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One, I'm not a dead person. Not now, and not ever.
And two, I've been telling the truth when I say that I'm not human. I never have been, either.
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[He's stuck]
Damn iiiiit. This isn't as simple as I thought it was. There's something I'm missing here, damn it!
[He does notice Mettaton doesn't protest to the vessel part, though. There's some comfort on knowing he got that right, but if he doesn't know exactly what Mettaton contains then he may as well know nothing. Oh well.
He tried]
I'll have to think more about it later.