romance and murder go so well together
[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!
There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]
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...well, he did say that we're by no means limited to our "dates," so if there's anything you want to know, just go ahead and ask.
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[Which questions aren't too irritatingly personal.]
'Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?'
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I haven't done it because I just don't have the time.
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[...that and the fact that she's, you know, a giant lobster on vacation with her husband.
...probably wearing an enormous sun hat and sunglasses.
Oh god. He's not going to laugh at this mental image.]
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...You can laugh if you want to. I know it must be funny.
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[...okay, he at least cracks a smile.]
...in fairness, it's funny in a cute, charming way rather than anything else.
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[...he's smiling a lot harder because holy shit, that's a cute mental image.]
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She'd love that. I'll be sure to arrange one, as soon as I settle back in at home.
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...you might get a lot of people thinking you two are spirits, though, but that's not really a bad thing.
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Do you get many tourists? [Since that's pretty much what they would be.]
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-ah, sorry to ask all these questions.
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