romance and murder go so well together

[capyper]

[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:



We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!

There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

Comments

[capyper]

... You know, now I have to wonder if that's actually how it works? Like one culinary wrong combines with another to just break the scale entirely and loop back around to good again. Anyway! It's good to try new things every once in a while, so give it a chance!

[ He'd ask the Kingmaker for an assist, but he already knows how that conversation is going to go: "American cheese and instant ramen are not a necessity"... And honestly, Yato would have to agree with that... ]

[bloodisthicker]

...You know, I don't really have much room to be picky about what I eat when I spent a good portion of my childhood eating pickled fish.

...but then, I stopped eating that as soon as there were actual options.

[capyper]

If it makes you feel better, I've eaten soap before.

... I mean, I instantly regretted it... But I ate it.

[bloodisthicker]

...

Why would you do that. Surely there must have been something else that could count as food that wasn't soap?

[capyper]

... No, it was pretty much that I was hungry and it was the only thing there and... soap is made of animal fat, right? It made logical sense at the moment.

[bloodisthicker]

I'm... pretty sure you would've had better luck digging something out of a dumpster in that situation, and I don't say that lightly.

( one/three )

[capyper]

I mean, you're not wrong. I've eaten plenty of actually edible, generally delicious thing out of a dumpster before.

[capyper]

[ ... ]

[capyper]

[ ... ....... ]

Anyway... [ He was just reflecting on his life for a moment there. ] I'm gonna ask you one of these questions now, okay?! When was the last time you sang to yourself?

[bloodisthicker]

Oh, right, that's a thing we're doing.

[...yato, he's Concerned, but... he can tell when someone doesn't want to talk about it.]

...I feel like "in the shower this morning" is a really boring, generic answer, but it's the only one that's true.

[capyper]

And how about for somebody else?

[ This sounds potentially Saucy, he's really interested... ]

[bloodisthicker]

...there's a reason I don't sing for other people, you know.