romance and murder go so well together

[capyper]

[ If the colorful posters from Tuesday weren't enough, Yato has redoubled his efforts for today and slapped these up all over the place:



We are admittedly not entirely sure what the heck the catgirl is there for, but she's there. Anyway, in the dining hall this evening, Aqua and Yato have set things up for a group dinner!! All the food is being put on one table; the rest of the room is for mingling and is colorfully decorated in a way that suggests that Yato went wild in the art room at some point and decided what we all really need in our lives is more color and more glitter!!

There's also this piece of paper with everybody's names on it in pairs, and sets of questions (red tab at the bottom of the spreadsheet). That's right, your mystery game is speed-dating and Yato is here to be your cupid for the evening!! ]

Comments

[bloodisthicker]

...

So I'm... not the only one who's been showering partially dressed, then.

[isafraid]

....

I think you might be, but the point's still there!

[bloodisthicker]

...Now I'm sort of wishing I didn't admit that, but... you get me.

[isafraid]

I do.

[....]

If it's any help, I'm not about to tell anyone.

[This is Awkward.]

[bloodisthicker]

...let's just get to the questions, then, if you could have dinner with anyone in the world who would it be.

[TOPIC CHANGE HOOOOOO]

[isafraid]

...Right.

[Moving on to the somehow less awkward questions!]

...I suppose if it could be anyone, then why not the Queen? I think there would be no easier way to feel like an important fellow then that.

[bloodisthicker]

...

Which Queen are we talking about, exactly...?

[he's just thinking about the Earth Queen and the rumors about poor fucking Bosco]

[isafraid]

The bloody queen of all Britain?

[...ah]

Right, you... probably don't know who that is. Her family controled a good chunk of the whole world for a while there.

[bloodisthicker]

...you know, I think I can sort of get the picture of the sort of person you're talking about.

[long ago, the nations lived in harmony. then, everything changed when the British Empire attacked.]

Well, some world leaders are a lot more personable than others, so it's difficult to say how it would go, other than that it would probably be... illuminating.

[isafraid]

[You know Britain, maybe you should do that.

How bout I do anyway?]

It's a fair bit of work for them, I'll give it that. And then some bloody wars happen! It's madness!

[bloodisthicker]

[maybe they should've hired a samurai]

Well, that is generally how empires tend to end, yes. If you're lucky, maybe it won't be too traumatic for everyone involved.

[isafraid]

Oh, the old empire's still standing, for now at the least. Just a big chunk of it split off, started their own government.

Probably for the best, if I'm honest. Far too much going on as it was.

[bloodisthicker]

Ohhh, I see. Well, given the empires that have existed in our history, I'm surprised it doesn't sound like there was an attempt to completely raze that country to the ground rather than a war that seems to have been lost without that much fuss, but I guess that's the best case scenario, really.