now listen good and listen straight, you're not the master of your fate

[bloodisthicker]

[Another week, another murder, another absolute shitshow. Tarrlok kind of just wants to lock himself in his room for a while, but... well, he volunteered. So... it's definitely going to be much later in the day before a note advising everyone to meet up in the bar for some comfort food is slipped under everyone's door.

At least Tarrlok didn't have to take care of everything alone, though; while he spent most of the time cooking by himself, Speedwagon and Yosuke helped take some delicious pork buns up to set them out across the bar so that everyone could drown their sorrows in stuffing their faces. And, you know, alcohol, maybe that too. There's also some vegetarian stir fry for people who don't like pork, too, of course.

There isn't an official bartender to start out with, but there is live entertainment courtesy of Yosuke, who's strumming his guitar over in the corner there.

Hopefully someone will step up, because lord knows everyone in the Vault needs a drink right now.]

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

[She's gonna kiss his soul.]

Good. I like making you speechless. I mean, I like hearing you talk too, but then you say things and that stops.

[ratingspoint]

You'd hate it if I didn't say things and you know it.

[captainobnoxious]

You're so full of yourself. But I guess that's something I like about you, because it's true, I'd rather hear you say something stupid than nothing at all.

Not that you'd be able to pull off an hour silence challenge anyway.

[ratingspoint]

[...]

Why in the world would I want to.

[the reverse psychology

it does nothing]

[captainobnoxious]

[why is a robot so stupid




because he's not a robot he's a monster that's right]

You're dumb. You're supposed get offended that I said you couldn't do it and then try it but fail because you're you.

[ratingspoint]

And it'd be really boring, being that predictable.

[...or it's just because he's kind of an asshole]

[captainobnoxious]

[it's because he's kind of an asshole]

Then it's predictable that you wouldn't agree to it in the first place, you know.

[ratingspoint]

And yet somehow, you didn't see it coming.

[captainobnoxious]

[oh my god]

Let's have a heart to heart so you can shut up already.

[ratingspoint]

[...Oh, huh.]

Do you really want one now?

[captainobnoxious]

Yeah, before I sleep! Come on, come on, I feel the gods taking my energy just listening to you.

[ratingspoint]

All right, all right, fine.

[It'll be the same process as it was before - that panel sliding open, the idle processes kicking on; there's less obvious...being mildly wigged out this time around, though.]

[captainobnoxious]

[Heheheh. She'll cup it like last time, smiling widely, before leaning down to kiss the heart.]

Goodnight, Mettaton. If you start to feel lonely, just wake me up and we'll have a great time together.

[That's all. Sigrun gently releases the soul and lays back down, obviously the Most Pleased Person tonight.]