[ ...ah, that's unexpected, and Black busies himself with carefully cleaning his glasses off with his shirt. ]

I always thought so, too. And, well, I really don't like putting things near my eyes, so I was never interested in getting contacts or anything like that. [ God, his stomach is doing so many gymnastics it could earn a gold medal in the Olympics. ] If you had the right pair of glasses, you'd probably look really good with them—not these one, they're too round—but I don't see why you'd want them. They're such a pain to take care of.

[ And it's not like there's any TV to hop into that needs them either, so. ]