[Pffft. Some people wouldn't notice you latching onto them, young man.

Mouri freezes in disbelief. Just...wow, that was one terrible decision, Yosuke]

Uuuh...well that was your choice.

[This is not what Mouri would do, but since he doesn't want to hurt Yosuke...

...Mouri impulses himself backwards, falling down, intending to use gravity and Mouri's impulse to press all his weight on the assistant. Hope you were ready for his not-so-scrawny weight, bro.

Mouri stands up immediately]

Uh, if somebody latches like that against you usually what I'd do would be to back off against any solid surfaces to smash the attacker against the walls or something. Please don't actually throw yourself onto the floor, that could give your opponent an advantage.

Depending of where the attacker latches onto you you could also throw them onto your shoulder, by moving as if you were going to crouch and sliding the foe over your shoulder. It is easier to do than it sounds, all you need is to keep your balance and unbalance your opponent.

[You alright, Yosuke? Mouri whispers to him:]

Hey, are you good with any kind of weapon?