[ are you sure it's not just because you're the weird uncle no one invites anywhere, stan. are you sure. ]

And they get to deal with feral boybands and zombies. [ ... ] Must be tough. I know a lot of people have a hard time adjusting to Hellsalem's Lot when they first come in, since it's full of things that look like they're straight out of science-fiction or supernatural thrillers.