Oh, I know - I actually read those rules of yours. And maybe I'll play! I haven't decided yet.

On the one hand, this is the most uninspired setup I've ever seen. On the other, I know how to entertain people like you, too.

[YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKHEAD- ]

Uninspired or not, though, I appreciate the...title? Is that hideous little adjective a title? ...Whatever. If nothing else, that was hilarious. Insulting, but hilarious.