WEEK 1.

[trustharder]

WEEK 1 As much as this sounds like a bad joke all around, it looks like one thing is being played completely straight: you're not going anywhere. After the Kingmaker has answered your questions (or, well, perhaps it's more accurate to say he didn't answer them, at least as far as most of those little Q&A sessions went), you'll be left up to your own devices – feel free to continue exploring and getting to know your fellow Survivors for the next several days. Should you want to eat something you're free to use the kitchen before 10PM, but after that the doors will be locked and no amount of fussing with the locks or trying to break them down will get them to budge. And no, the robot cannot punch them in for you. Notably, though, starting bright and early on Monday morning (or maybe just early, since there aren't any windows) you'll be treated to the most unholy damn noise – it's very definitely an electric siren of some sort, probably some kind of klaxon, blaring out over the PA system. It only blasts once, but really, for something that loud, once is enough. This will happen every morning at 7AM and again in the evenings at 10PM. You'll be able to hear it no matter what room you're in. There isn't any punishment for sleeping through it, but you don't want to waste the day in bed, now do you? (Unless you were out exploring all last night. In which case, go back to bed, damn.) SURVIVORS REMAINING: 27

MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY
[OOC: Welcome to week one of Trustfell! Feel free to make as many top levels as you'd like and tag out to other characters! This post is for all of your interactions this week... at least until the weekend. Don't forget to save those threads for coins and the activity check!

There are also two new posts for the sake of contacting the jerk who's keeping you here, to be used at your leisure!]

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

I think we could paint with whatever's in the kitchen, but it probably wouldn't smell too good after a few days.

[If they'll never want for food, then obviously they should just use the shit out of it somehow.]

[ignorantly]

...That's gross.

[ SIGGY WHY ]

[captainobnoxious]

[LISTEN TO YOUR ELDER]

I'd ask the maker guy, but I'm sure bombshell's worn him out over decorating this place. Wonder if this thing's got anything in it we can do something with.

[And... how to get it out.]

... You got a spare coin on you? Let's see if we can put a hole in it.

[ignorantly]

Bombshell? Is that what we're calling tinman now?

[ He sticks his hand in his pocket and pulls out a coin. ]

[captainobnoxious]

Yeah, since he's a bomb. There's another sharp toothed person here who's got a tinarm.

[So. It's to differ them. Sigrun'll take it and... actually, to make holes in things you generally need a knife or something like that, so she's starting towards the kitchen

and stop, pivoting on her heel to hold it back out to him.]

Bite it.

[ignorantly]

...What?

[captainobnoxious]

Bite it. Maybe you can poke a hole through it.

[He won't, but it's the thought that counts.]

[ignorantly]

[ ...Sigrun you are the strangest person. But fine, he'll bite it. Not particularly hard because he's pretty sure he can't put a hole in it and he doesn't want to risk breaking a tooth. ]

Nope.

[captainobnoxious]

Too bad. Alright, let's get a knife and carve this thing up.

[To the kitchen!!]

[ignorantly]

Okay. But why do you want to put a hole in it?

[ To the kitchen!! ]

[captainobnoxious]

So we can tie a string to it and trick the stupid machine into thinking we're putting in coins to get stuff.

[That is oddly smart of her. Round the corner, there's the kitchen, let's get a knife.]

[ignorantly]

That's a really clever idea, Siggy. [ Seriously he's so impressed right now? ]

[captainobnoxious]

Right? I'm the best at thinking of ideas like that.

[That part is true, at least. Thinking of plans on the fly is what makes her such a capable leader... even if it's for stupid shit like this???

... So, like, the knife isn't even gonna be scratching the coin, for the record.]

[ignorantly]

[ A fact he will learn (and be disappointed by) in a few moments. He grabs a knife from the knife block and makes several attempts to put a hole in the coin before he gives up. ]

...I can't even make a scratch on it.

[captainobnoxious]

Maybe it needs to be heated up first.

[The oven is the only thing she's like, aware of using, but she's pretty clearly looking at the microwave.]

[ignorantly]

...No. Putting metal in the microwave is a bad idea.

[captainobnoxious]

Why's that?

[ignorantly]

Metal and the stuff that heats up the food don't play nicely together. It'll cause sparks and damage the microwave.

[captainobnoxious]

Oh.

[... she kind of wants to see it happen, but on the other hand there's some people here who look like they enjoy the microwave a lot.]

Let's put it in the oven then. We can do that, right?

[ignorantly]

[ thank you for not breaking the microwave during the first week, sigrun. ]

Yeah, we can. Let's try that.

[ THIS IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST THING BUT WHY THE HELL NOT, IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO DO IN HERE. ]

[captainobnoxious]

[just wait til week two

So what, a pan??? Sigrun can grab some pan. Like a frying pan. You can stick anything in the oven, let's just plop the coin in there and wait for it to heat up. Highest temperature setting go.]

How long do you think it'll take?