Induction.

[kingmakereffect]

There's a good amount of confusion, and rightfully so. After all, aside from the rules in purple listed on the wall, there isn't much to explain how you got here or why you're here. Don't worry though. It seems like you won't be left to your own devices for very long. There's a brief moment of static - not loud enough to be particularly grating, but enough to let you know that something's about to happen - before a voice addresses all of you from somewhere unseen. "Hello. I hope you all slept well. I was a bit worried after..." It sounds like it's coming from somewhere above you. There doesn't appear to be anything it's coming from, however. There's a brief pause before the voice resumes speaking. "I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me. I don't mind answering them. Before you ask anything, I'd like you to examine the rules again. They're posted in every room." The voice is masculine, but there isn't anything to note about it otherwise. "I am the Kingmaker. Welcome to the Vault."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[neverafters]

......................

[ He's just going to inch away. ]

[amygdalae]

[come to Bruce King

he won't eat you

promise]

[neverafters]

[ trot trot trot

HIDES BEHIND... ]

[amygdalae]

[there there

feel free to use him as your human shield any day.]

[penduli]

[ ...........OH NO ]

I've never had quail in my life. [ ...probably. he probably ate more mutton than anything. ] A--and, er... you don't eat royalty, so royal bird isn't on the menu either?



[ HE'S TRYING SO HARD. LOOK AT THIS SMILE. PL..EASE. ]

[neverafters]

The King is... grateful...

[ But he still sounds so unsure, and now he's going to be worried about all the non-royal birds................ ]

[penduli]

[ oh no....... this is terrible... ]

Sorry. [ ..........UH, you know, speaking of food. ] Er, Your Majesty? What do you eat?

[neverafters]

[ His color returns back to normal so it seems he's okay now... but geez are those waterworks easy to set off. ]

He enjoys seeds and grains, and sweetcorn and veggies and berries.

[ Sounds standard fare, until... ]

The King also likes potato chips, and cake!

[penduli]

[ Well, that's all pretty standard fa

potato chips and cake. ]

Is it really all right for you to eat that stuff? I thought birds couldn't stomach people food.

[neverafters]

The King has never had an upset stomach while eating them. The King thinks The Enforcer need not worry!

[penduli]

[ well that's good. ]

Glad to hear it. [ do they have anything like that... he'll check the kitchen again later. ]