Induction.

[kingmakereffect]

There's a good amount of confusion, and rightfully so. After all, aside from the rules in purple listed on the wall, there isn't much to explain how you got here or why you're here. Don't worry though. It seems like you won't be left to your own devices for very long. There's a brief moment of static - not loud enough to be particularly grating, but enough to let you know that something's about to happen - before a voice addresses all of you from somewhere unseen. "Hello. I hope you all slept well. I was a bit worried after..." It sounds like it's coming from somewhere above you. There doesn't appear to be anything it's coming from, however. There's a brief pause before the voice resumes speaking. "I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me. I don't mind answering them. Before you ask anything, I'd like you to examine the rules again. They're posted in every room." The voice is masculine, but there isn't anything to note about it otherwise. "I am the Kingmaker. Welcome to the Vault."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

All meat's sentient. That's why it runs away when you try to kill it.

[JUST EAT THE DAMN THINGS]

[amygdalae]

[N O]

I think this is a bit more than that.

[captainobnoxious]

I'm getting the idea that none of you fancy the idea of something happening to the everything in there and us being forced to eat each other for survival.

[amygdalae]

Of course not.

[Jesus Christ how could you even think that.]

[captainobnoxious]

[LISTEN. LISTEN.]

What privileged lives you lead. [sigh] Well, it probably won't come to that, so let's drop it and move on.

[amygdalae]

['Privileged' is probably the last thing Bruce is

but yes he's more than happy to drop this as long as there is NO MORE BIRD EATING.]

[isafraid]

Please don't say we're considering outright cannibalism!

[that ain't right.]

[captainobnoxious]

Well, not right now. But we might have to if something goes wrong.

[isafraid]

[Ahahahah no please.]

To be honest... I'd probably rather be eaten then doing the job myself.

[captainobnoxious]

Look, a volunteer. Thanks for taking one for the team, buddy.

[isafraid]

I...!

[Shit.

Shit.

He did, didn't he?]

[paidinblood]

[...This girl is nuts.]

Maybe that's the next step if none of us kill each other fast enough.

[captainobnoxious]

Well, I guess it's not the worst thing I've eaten.

[paidinblood]

[...Is this lady for real.]

What kind of world do you come from?

[captainobnoxious]

Frooom the sounds of it, a kind of world that's made me into a real spectacle to everyone else. It's just a survival thing though, it's not like I'd eat someone because I wanted to.

[... Especially since there's so many delicious things in the kitchen.]