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The Kingmaker ([personal profile] kingmakereffect) wrote in [community profile] trusthell2016-02-28 06:00 pm

Induction.

There's a good amount of confusion, and rightfully so. After all, aside from the rules in purple listed on the wall, there isn't much to explain how you got here or why you're here.

Don't worry though. It seems like you won't be left to your own devices for very long.

There's a brief moment of static - not loud enough to be particularly grating, but enough to let you know that something's about to happen - before a voice addresses all of you from somewhere unseen.

"Hello. I hope you all slept well. I was a bit worried after..."

It sounds like it's coming from somewhere above you. There doesn't appear to be anything it's coming from, however. There's a brief pause before the voice resumes speaking.

"I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me. I don't mind answering them. Before you ask anything, I'd like you to examine the rules again. They're posted in every room."

The voice is masculine, but there isn't anything to note about it otherwise.

"I am the Kingmaker. Welcome to the Vault."



[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]
bloodisthicker: instrumentality hooooo (let's gendo ikari this shit)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-02-29 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
...honestly, he seems more like a bird spirit than a normal quail. Even with my ethical qualms about eating something that can speak to us, I really doubt it would be a good idea to eat him.
captainobnoxious: (08 you sure you're not 16)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-02-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bird spirit, huh... Yeah, okay, that's not really my area of expertise, so I'll let you have that. Sounds like something a Mage would be in charge of and I am no Mage.
bloodisthicker: could have bloodbended you all but i didn't (god i'm such a great guy)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-02-29 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, but good. I'm glad we're all in agreement that eating the King would be a terrible idea.
captainobnoxious: (09 mmm!)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-02-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
The bird's got a way with words. I gotta say, I'm thinking we could make him our head.
bloodisthicker: how distasteful (legions of fans you say)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...so... you've gone from wanting to eat him to wanting to make him our actual king.
captainobnoxious: (19 yeah that's broken)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-03-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
He's got the quailifications for it.




[quailifications]
bloodisthicker: because i'm worth it (it's l'oreal kid)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)










We're not doing this.
bloodisthicker: IT IS EXPENSIVE COLOGNE. (KID. PLEASE.)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I think we're all done here. We should just pack up and leave.