Induction.

[kingmakereffect]

There's a good amount of confusion, and rightfully so. After all, aside from the rules in purple listed on the wall, there isn't much to explain how you got here or why you're here. Don't worry though. It seems like you won't be left to your own devices for very long. There's a brief moment of static - not loud enough to be particularly grating, but enough to let you know that something's about to happen - before a voice addresses all of you from somewhere unseen. "Hello. I hope you all slept well. I was a bit worried after..." It sounds like it's coming from somewhere above you. There doesn't appear to be anything it's coming from, however. There's a brief pause before the voice resumes speaking. "I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me. I don't mind answering them. Before you ask anything, I'd like you to examine the rules again. They're posted in every room." The voice is masculine, but there isn't anything to note about it otherwise. "I am the Kingmaker. Welcome to the Vault."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

Oh, really. Who would've thought.

[Well well well.

Well well welly well well well well.

Welly well well.]

I won't be dying ever. I'm the bestest out of the whole army.

[ratingspoint]

...Ohhhh, wow. You're going to die and it's going to suck.

[captainobnoxious]

We'll see who's laughing when I'm standing on top of your crunched tin body.

[ratingspoint]

Hard to stand without legs, sweetheart! Mine are fantastic, but I wouldn't mind taking yours if you make that necessary.

[penduli]

Please don't threaten each other, you two. We should try to get along.

[ shut up black ]

[paidinblood]

My money's on the robot.

[Although the cannibal girl came close.]

[penduli]

[ HHEY ]

Don't make bets!

[ratingspoint]

Don't worry! He's betting on me, it's a safe investment.

[blastiarm]

[................]

I've got 5,000 gald on him!

[is this your only contribution here, zagi]

[ratingspoint]

See, I knew I liked you for a reason.

[he's popular c: ]

[blastiarm]

Well yeah, as you should.

[yes, yes, you're very popular....]

[ratingspoint]

Oooh, listen to you - that was so conceited I can't help but admire it!

[blastiarm]

Maybe at this rate you'll have competition.

[penduli]

No one should be betting because we shouldn't hurt each other. [ ...unless they want to get out which, granted, is a very logical reason to do something like that. ] ...everyone would know it was you anyway if Miss Sigrun went missing, and then you'd have to take responsibility for being found-out. Whatever that entails.

[ and vice versa about the robot SIGRUN. ]

[ratingspoint]

[He just laughs at that, really.]

Oh, will you relax! I didn't say I was going to do anything, at least not until she started threatening me like a little brat. And once that happens...well, why shouldn't I return the favor? It's just words.

And speaking of words! Pointing out that she's probably going to die isn't the same as saying I'm going to do it myself - and even if I did, who cares? Murder is always on the table, darling, I don't know why you're all acting like this situation actually changes anything.

[penduli]

[ movies are right, the robot uprising is upon us, etc. ]

Murder isn't exactly what's ordinarily on people's minds. This situation brings it to the forefront with a tempting motive of "you can leave as long as you don't get caught". Personally, I don't know what's outside of this place, and I don't really care, but I'm sure there are plenty of people who want to find out.

[ratingspoint]

And normally I would be one of them! But I'm not really interested in seeing whatever this world has to offer.

So you can settle down a bit, sweetheart. Take a few deep breaths and don't worry so much! You'll start getting wrinkles at this rate, and I don't have my products to help you.

[penduli]

[ Sweetheart, darling, kitten... does this ever stop. ]

...if you say so. [ He'll try and take the robot's advice. ...his products, though. He has products. ...no no never mind

let's not ask. let's not. ]

Hey, Kingmaker, over here

[sleepingkogoro]

That is correct, but would they risk "taking responsibility"?

[Say, now that he wonders about it...]

Hey! Kingmaker! What does "taking responsibility" mean, exactly?

[kingmakereffect]

Exactly what it sounds like. If you fail to cover your tracks in accordance with rule seven, you'll be punished.

[sleepingkogoro]

Punished...

[Right. Maybe it's the whole being locked in a vault thing and the whole destruction of multiple worlds thing, but that single word, "punished", is enough to show killing somebody can be a death sentence for the culprit too]

You should make that clearer in the rules! If everyone hears killing somebody could lead to their own deaths surely that would deter anybody who may be planning murder already.

[captainobnoxious]

I'd be careful with your words, tinman, or you're gonna see what's inside of that vending machine for us.

[ratingspoint]

You're painting more of a target on yourself than I ever will, gorgeous.

As it stands, I'm not interested in harming humans - I'll protect what's important to me, of course! But otherwise? I'm not interested in you or your sassy little attitude. I have better things to do.

[captainobnoxious]

Actions speak louder than words, honey, so you'd better start walking away to show how much you don't care about this.

[penduli]

[ sigrun PLEASE. ]